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Wow, it only took 2 days for me to get my first 2 pieces of hate mail. They're not that great, but since it is the first, I'll post em here anyway...

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Smell This Here Stink YA GOD DAMED FAGGOT!!
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HI THERE WHITE RABBIT!! YA GOD DAMNED FUCK!! YA INCESTING SICK FUCK!! I BET YA FUCK YUR DOG, DON'T YA? YOU SICK PERVERTED FUCK!!!!! FUCK YOU!!!!!!
FUCK OFF!!!

[poorly done flash animation of a mermaid playing with her nipples]

Hi There White Rabbit YA GOD DAMNED NIGGER WHITE REDNECK

HI THERE WHITE RABBIT!!
YA LIKE MY CARD, BABY? WANNA SMELL MY HAIRY STINK HOLE? BET YOU ARE A REAL FUCK HOUND, AIN'T YA, WHITE RABBIT!! A REAL MAN, AREN'T YA? YOU FUCKIN' SHIT HOLE! YOU SLIMY GOD DAMNED NIGGER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK YOU AND FUCK YOUR WHORE NIGGER!!!!!!!!
USAMA BIN LADEN

Dear Usama,

First let me thank you for being the first to send me hate mail on this particular reincarnation of blowshitup.com. I'm happy to have elicited such a strong emotional response that you decided to send me not one, but TWO vulgar greeting cards!

I would, however appreciate it in the future if you could just send me email. If you're afraid of me and don't want me to find out who you are, you can use an anonymous remailer. Find some listed on DMOZ. Maybe then you would put some real thought into your insults and I would be proud to post them. Until then, I guess I'll have to settle for cards from 'fartfarm' with messages in ALL CAPS inviting me to 'smell your hairy stink hole', which of course you don't have since you are a 14 year old boy.

And no, I don't have a dog... but I do have a picture of you fucking a donkey.

Thanks for writing,

White Rabbit

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